by Keely As I stand at the empty American Airlines counter I see my boss Sharon walking towards me. “Hey Sharon!” I say. “Hi Meg! I noticed that you haven’t taken advantage of your vacation days.” “No I haven’t. I … Continue reading →

by Kiana “Priscilla Darthwormor was your average sardonic teenage loner. Her hobbies included whipping back dry-witted comments associated with razor sharp sarcasm. She found the stupidity of others entertaining, especially because when she talked to them, they didn’t even realize … Continue reading →

by Kiana I woke up dazed and confused. This isn’t my bed? Are those my pants? Why am I wearing boxers? “Good morning 🙂 Coffee?” said some guy. He proceeded to hand me a cup of coffee regardless of whether … Continue reading →

by Kiana “Hey, I’m gonna go pick up some lunch, you comin’?” I tell my coworker, Jane. “Uh no, I’m gonna eat in today, can’t stand the heat. My hair will poof, and Dan might see!!” Jane was always oddly … Continue reading →

by Keely After I devoured my pancakes, Moe came up to my table. “I’m looking for someone to give this place to,” said Moe. “I would be willing to give it to you. What do you think?” “I’m flattered that … Continue reading →

(This is a collaborative story written by four different people.) “All right! Who ate the last of the cottage cheese? Listen here, Jeffery, that was grade-A cheese from Italy! I spent years tracking dow that hole-in-the-wall store…and for what? For … Continue reading →