Excerpts from ‘A Survival Dictionary’

by Melia

parents (n): 1.The people who continue to nag you to do your homework. 2. Your legal guardians till you turn 18 years old. 3. The people you have to listen to fight. 4. The people you mimic when they turn their back. 5. The people you then complain about to your friends on Facebook. Synonym: guardian. Antonym: peer

brothers (n): 1.The people who leave dishes everywhere around the house. 2. The reason why you would rather read a book because you don’t want to watch cartoons all night. 3. The reason why boys are scared to talk to you. 4. The reason why you don’t want your friends to sleep over. See: irritating. Synonym: loser. Antonym: cool.

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