Dear Mister

By Ariel

Dear Mister,

I’m sorry I missed class but…

What if my computer deleted my homework?

Then I’d have to lie and tell you I’d do it again later…

What if I tripped walking in the door?

Then I’d be embarrassed and couldn’t pay attention…

What if I got caught cheating on my test?

Then I’d get grounded by my mother…

What if you really liked my essay?

Then I’d feel guilty cuz I didn’t write it myself…

What if I fell asleep during the lecture?

Then you’d know I stayed up late, but still didn’t do my homework…

You see Mister, it’s really best that I didn’t come to class,

And I know you feel the same…

I saw you at the beach last Wednesday too!

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