By Ariel
Dear Mister,
I’m sorry I missed class but…
What if my computer deleted my homework?
Then I’d have to lie and tell you I’d do it again later…
What if I tripped walking in the door?
Then I’d be embarrassed and couldn’t pay attention…
What if I got caught cheating on my test?
Then I’d get grounded by my mother…
What if you really liked my essay?
Then I’d feel guilty cuz I didn’t write it myself…
What if I fell asleep during the lecture?
Then you’d know I stayed up late, but still didn’t do my homework…
You see Mister, it’s really best that I didn’t come to class,
And I know you feel the same…
I saw you at the beach last Wednesday too!