{"id":2,"date":"2012-06-22T20:29:13","date_gmt":"2012-06-22T20:29:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogsksbeedu.wpenginepowered.com\/khsenglish\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2014-05-05T06:50:10","modified_gmt":"2014-05-05T16:50:10","slug":"sample-page","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ksbe.edu\/khsenglish\/sample-page\/","title":{"rendered":"MAKA&#8217;ALA MOMENTS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1.)\u00a0 The judges discovered each of the Chinese Women Gymnasts are underage when they traded in their gold metals for POGs. (5)<\/p>\n<p>2.)\u00a0 The affects of us wearing our ID badges are: we can see whose kissing who between classes, Punahou kids can\u2019t sneak into lunch, and terrorism in the Smith basement was reduced by half. (6)<\/p>\n<p>3.)\u00a0 I\u2019m not saying we were tougher then the big island campus but they seem to call school off if you even mention the word hurricane. (6)<\/p>\n<p>4.)\u00a0 The speedo wearing boys broke several rules including painting theirselves satanic red, riding little, tiny scooters on the gym floor, and they weren\u2019t wearing they\u2019re IDs. (7)<\/p>\n<p>5.)\u00a0 Uncle Boo knew he needed less then 9 items to go through the express line at safeway and so he squeezed all of the fruit together into a big ball before he got to the check out counter. (7)<\/p>\n<p>6.)\u00a0 Nowadays it seems nobodys wearing their own ID, boyfriend\u2019s are trading with there girlfriend\u2019s to get in touch with they\u2019re feminine side. (9)<\/p>\n<p>7.)\u00a0 The Senior class gets to eventually decide weather they want to wear kihei\u2019s but yet they don\u2019t get to vote on tie dying them. (9)<\/p>\n<p>8.)\u00a0When I thought of the amount of times this cold has past back and forth among my girlfriend and myself it makes me want to not kiss her anymore. (8)<\/p>\n<p>9.)\u00a0My Tutu almost saw all of her savings wiped out by the recent economic downturn, but didn\u2019t panic since she still had our old counterfeit printing press in the basement. (4)<\/p>\n<p>10.)\u00a0Hilda\u2019s and Helga\u2019s parents don\u2019t encourage the kids eating in bed but it\u2019s best to carefully eat then starving carelessly.\u00a0 (8)<\/p>\n<p>11.)\u00a0I\u2019m not a big fan of cell phones and who talks on them, however I decided to not leave my wife even though she bought it. (5)<\/p>\n<p>12.)\u00a0Here\u2019s the keys to the car, now you may bring you\u2019re friends over to the beach as long as you get back here by dark. (5)<\/p>\n<p>13.)\u00a0There\u2019s been problems in the past with the small children stumbling on Founders day so this year each of the Senior\u2019s will carry the little ones down the aisle on their backs. (7)<\/p>\n<p>14.)\u00a0The senior class met as a group, and decided that since they\u2019re wearing their kihei to Prom this year they don\u2019t need to make the theme hawaiian. (5)<\/p>\n<p>15.)\u00a0Everybody needs to bring their copy of Wendt\u2019s satiric novel, \u201cPouliuli,\u201d with them when they go to class, otherwise they\u2019ll get whapped with a guava branch by angry Missionaries. (7)<b> <\/b><\/p>\n<p>16.)\u00a0As I watched Odell lie peacefully on the couch among our two cats last night it occurs to me that God must have created basset hounds in his image; and his ears must be as long as a sunbeam. (7)<\/p>\n<p>17.)\u00a0If you have less malasadas then me, which is possible since you eat like a hog; I\u2019ll give you some. (6)<\/p>\n<p>18.)\u00a0The student\u2019s had less reasons to initially respect Mr. Vinta\u2019s fashion sense then Mr. Ako but I\u2019m glad they came around, and finally entered the gangsta world. (7)<\/p>\n<p>19.) The pair of dress code pants were lost by the freshman boy but yet he didn\u2019t worry about them, he still had the following; a collared shirt, regulation running shoes, and underwear stamped with the School logo. (9)<\/p>\n<p>20.)\u00a0Malia, whose got a bit of a temper loaned me twenty dollar\u2019s, which I forgot to pay back; so, I changed my name, and laid low for a couple a days. (10)<\/p>\n<p>21.)\u00a0Neither who you decide to eventually marry or you\u2019re future job are in your hands, it\u2019s all decided by fate, or sometimes a nagging mother. (10)<\/p>\n<p>22.)\u00a0Because of prom this past weekend and this is the last maka\u2018ala moment for the year I\u2019ve decided to go easy on you, and create less mistakes then usual, your welcomed. (9)<\/p>\n<p>23.)\u00a0Lets try and find prom date\u2019s this week, then we can forget about it, and focus on our English for the next seven months. (6)<\/p>\n<p>24.)\u00a0The speedo wearing boys broke several rules including painting theirselves satanic red, riding little, tiny scooters on the gym floor, and they weren\u2019t wearing they\u2019re IDs. (7)<\/p>\n<p>25.)\u00a0The Kealoha\u2019s have a better looking daughter then us but we have the fastest mongoose. (6)<\/p>\n<p>26.)\u00a0 In the Kamehameha student handbook, it says you can wear thongs as long as it extends passed your knees, and has the school logo on it. (7)<b> <\/b><\/p>\n<p>27.)\u00a0 The maka\u2018ala moments all ready taken me farther in the study of grammar then I ever hoped to go and accept for impressing chicks at parties in college, I\u2019m pretty sure I won\u2019t use a lot of it later in life. (10)<\/p>\n<p>28.)\u00a0A guy looks a lot more sexier with his sunglasses and hat on in the hallways, but it wears off once they enter the classroom. (4)<\/p>\n<p>29.)\u00a0Either each of the English students are going to have to agree that subject\/verb agreement are important in their lives, or agree to disagree. (5)<\/p>\n<p>30.)\u00a0The end of the school year and how we plan to spend the summer dominates our thoughts, but yet lets not forget to quietly enjoy the moment, eat a muffin or two, buy a tie-dye shirt, and pet Odell. (5)<\/p>\n<p>31.)\u00a0The cure for senioritis, a made up disease who\u2019s symptoms include nodding off in class and drooling on the desk are simple\u2014take two failing grades and you see your teacher in the morning. (5)<\/p>\n<p>32.)\u00a0In the Edgar Allen Poes poem, Eldorado, it points out that we waste our life seeking, but never enjoying the happiness around us. (6)<\/p>\n<p>33.)\u00a0 After reading \u201cRomeo and Juliet,\u201d the problems associated with thirteen year olds hooking up became clear so the 8<sup>th<\/sup> Grade canteen was called off, then replaced with the first annual Kendama Tournament. (6)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1.)\u00a0 The judges discovered each of the Chinese Women Gymnasts are underage when they traded in their gold metals for POGs. 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