1.) The judges discovered each of the Chinese Women Gymnasts are underage when they traded in their gold metals for POGs. (5)
2.) The affects of us wearing our ID badges are: we can see whose kissing who between classes, Punahou kids can’t sneak into lunch, and terrorism in the Smith basement was reduced by half. (6)
3.) I’m not saying we were tougher then the big island campus but they seem to call school off if you even mention the word hurricane. (6)
4.) The speedo wearing boys broke several rules including painting theirselves satanic red, riding little, tiny scooters on the gym floor, and they weren’t wearing they’re IDs. (7)
5.) Uncle Boo knew he needed less then 9 items to go through the express line at safeway and so he squeezed all of the fruit together into a big ball before he got to the check out counter. (7)
6.) Nowadays it seems nobodys wearing their own ID, boyfriend’s are trading with there girlfriend’s to get in touch with they’re feminine side. (9)
7.) The Senior class gets to eventually decide weather they want to wear kihei’s but yet they don’t get to vote on tie dying them. (9)
8.) When I thought of the amount of times this cold has past back and forth among my girlfriend and myself it makes me want to not kiss her anymore. (8)
9.) My Tutu almost saw all of her savings wiped out by the recent economic downturn, but didn’t panic since she still had our old counterfeit printing press in the basement. (4)
10.) Hilda’s and Helga’s parents don’t encourage the kids eating in bed but it’s best to carefully eat then starving carelessly. (8)
11.) I’m not a big fan of cell phones and who talks on them, however I decided to not leave my wife even though she bought it. (5)
12.) Here’s the keys to the car, now you may bring you’re friends over to the beach as long as you get back here by dark. (5)
13.) There’s been problems in the past with the small children stumbling on Founders day so this year each of the Senior’s will carry the little ones down the aisle on their backs. (7)
14.) The senior class met as a group, and decided that since they’re wearing their kihei to Prom this year they don’t need to make the theme hawaiian. (5)
15.) Everybody needs to bring their copy of Wendt’s satiric novel, “Pouliuli,” with them when they go to class, otherwise they’ll get whapped with a guava branch by angry Missionaries. (7)
16.) As I watched Odell lie peacefully on the couch among our two cats last night it occurs to me that God must have created basset hounds in his image; and his ears must be as long as a sunbeam. (7)
17.) If you have less malasadas then me, which is possible since you eat like a hog; I’ll give you some. (6)
18.) The student’s had less reasons to initially respect Mr. Vinta’s fashion sense then Mr. Ako but I’m glad they came around, and finally entered the gangsta world. (7)
19.) The pair of dress code pants were lost by the freshman boy but yet he didn’t worry about them, he still had the following; a collared shirt, regulation running shoes, and underwear stamped with the School logo. (9)
20.) Malia, whose got a bit of a temper loaned me twenty dollar’s, which I forgot to pay back; so, I changed my name, and laid low for a couple a days. (10)
21.) Neither who you decide to eventually marry or you’re future job are in your hands, it’s all decided by fate, or sometimes a nagging mother. (10)
22.) Because of prom this past weekend and this is the last maka‘ala moment for the year I’ve decided to go easy on you, and create less mistakes then usual, your welcomed. (9)
23.) Lets try and find prom date’s this week, then we can forget about it, and focus on our English for the next seven months. (6)
24.) The speedo wearing boys broke several rules including painting theirselves satanic red, riding little, tiny scooters on the gym floor, and they weren’t wearing they’re IDs. (7)
25.) The Kealoha’s have a better looking daughter then us but we have the fastest mongoose. (6)
26.) In the Kamehameha student handbook, it says you can wear thongs as long as it extends passed your knees, and has the school logo on it. (7)
27.) The maka‘ala moments all ready taken me farther in the study of grammar then I ever hoped to go and accept for impressing chicks at parties in college, I’m pretty sure I won’t use a lot of it later in life. (10)
28.) A guy looks a lot more sexier with his sunglasses and hat on in the hallways, but it wears off once they enter the classroom. (4)
29.) Either each of the English students are going to have to agree that subject/verb agreement are important in their lives, or agree to disagree. (5)
30.) The end of the school year and how we plan to spend the summer dominates our thoughts, but yet lets not forget to quietly enjoy the moment, eat a muffin or two, buy a tie-dye shirt, and pet Odell. (5)
31.) The cure for senioritis, a made up disease who’s symptoms include nodding off in class and drooling on the desk are simple—take two failing grades and you see your teacher in the morning. (5)
32.) In the Edgar Allen Poes poem, Eldorado, it points out that we waste our life seeking, but never enjoying the happiness around us. (6)
33.) After reading “Romeo and Juliet,” the problems associated with thirteen year olds hooking up became clear so the 8th Grade canteen was called off, then replaced with the first annual Kendama Tournament. (6)